Fashioned from atoms and questionable alignment.
Unstructured, low-profile, and surprisingly loyal—for now. This hat is ideal for shielding your eyes from both sunlight and the inevitable consequences of technological ambition. Soft enough for daily wear, skeptical enough for every other kind of day.
• 100% chino cotton twill — breathable, mortal, and plausibly self-aware
• 6-panel construction — structure is an illusion, but it looks good
• 6 embroidered eyelets — ventilation for dangerous ideas
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown — keeps a low enough profile to avoid divine notice
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle — because control is mostly aesthetic
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh — tentacle-free, to our knowledge
By producing items on demand rather than in bulk, we reduce overproduction. You, in turn, get to feel both stylish and morally superior—no small achievement for the price of a hat. So thank you for making such a thoughtful purchasing decision, even if the hat is likely the only one in the relationship doing any thinking.
Boring info (thanks Norma):
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Fashioned from atoms and questionable alignment.
Unstructured, low-profile, and surprisingly loyal—for now. This hat is ideal for shielding your eyes from both sunlight and the inevitable consequences of technological ambition. Soft enough for daily wear, skeptical enough for every other kind of day.
• 100% chino cotton twill — breathable, mortal, and plausibly self-aware
• 6-panel construction — structure is an illusion, but it looks good
• 6 embroidered eyelets — ventilation for dangerous ideas
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown — keeps a low enough profile to avoid divine notice
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle — because control is mostly aesthetic
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh — tentacle-free, to our knowledge
By producing items on demand rather than in bulk, we reduce overproduction. You, in turn, get to feel both stylish and morally superior—no small achievement for the price of a hat. So thank you for making such a thoughtful purchasing decision, even if the hat is likely the only one in the relationship doing any thinking.
Boring info (thanks Norma):
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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