This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
• Ceramic — reassuringly mundane for something warning about superintelligence
• 11 oz capacity — just enough to sustain your fragile sense of control
• Dimensions: height 3.85” (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35” (8.5 cm). Unlike cosmic horrors, at least mugs can be measured
• Lead and BPA-free — though sadly not free of existential dread
• Dishwasher and microwave safe. Unless they too get turned into paperclips.
This product is made especially for you, the moment you place an order—because nothing says “personal” like a factory reluctantly stirring at 3 a.m. to fulfill your whims. It does take a little longer to arrive, but then again, so does anything worthwhile (like trust, or good bread).
By producing items on demand rather than in bulk, we reduce overproduction. You, in turn, get to feel both stylish and morally superior—no small achievement for the price of a mug. So thank you for making such a thoughtful purchasing decision, even if the mug is the only one in the relationship doing any thinking.
Unavoidable EU Regulatory Spiel:
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
• Ceramic — reassuringly mundane for something warning about superintelligence
• 11 oz capacity — just enough to sustain your fragile sense of control
• Dimensions: height 3.85” (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35” (8.5 cm). Unlike cosmic horrors, at least mugs can be measured
• Lead and BPA-free — though sadly not free of existential dread
• Dishwasher and microwave safe. Unless they too get turned into paperclips.
This product is made especially for you, the moment you place an order—because nothing says “personal” like a factory reluctantly stirring at 3 a.m. to fulfill your whims. It does take a little longer to arrive, but then again, so does anything worthwhile (like trust, or good bread).
By producing items on demand rather than in bulk, we reduce overproduction. You, in turn, get to feel both stylish and morally superior—no small achievement for the price of a mug. So thank you for making such a thoughtful purchasing decision, even if the mug is the only one in the relationship doing any thinking.
Unavoidable EU Regulatory Spiel:
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
